If I Had Super Powers
Byline: Amy Vansant I spent a large part of my young life waiting for my super powers to manifest. I knew I was supposed to have them, and I was more than annoyed it was taking so long for them to...
View ArticleYou Can't Go Home (To Economy) Again
Byline: Amy Vansant I blame AirTran.My husband, Mike, and I booked tickets for a vacation through AirTran. It seemed like a harmless thing to do at the time. When we checked in online later, a window...
View Article20-Year-Old Me Meets 40-Year-Old Me
Byline: Amy Vansant I look at the woman sitting in my aisle of the plane. She is young. She is familiar. My god, she’s ravishing.“Wait, are you...?She nods. “Yep. I’m you, 20 years younger....
View ArticleThe Apple Pie Defense
Byline: Amy Vansant Grief is a master of disguise. Like a vampire, it drains your self-respect until you’re openly sobbing in the grocery store because they’re out of spray butter. It masquerades as a...
View ArticleCare and Feeding of a 40-Year-Old
Byline: Amy Vansant Whether you’ve stumbled upon one or had one forced upon you, you may come in contact with a 40-year-old. The 40-year-old might actually be you. Being a forty *mumble*-year-old...
View ArticleHot Wax
Byline: Amy Vansant Many things seem like a good idea until they aren’t: hiring a birthday party clown; parachute pants; Justin Bieber.But this sort of disappointment doesn’t have to happen to you and...
View ArticleIf I Had Super Powers
Byline: Amy Vansant I spent a large part of my young life waiting for my super powers to manifest. I knew I was supposed to have them, and I was more than annoyed it was taking so long for them to...
View ArticleYou Can't Go Home (To Economy) Again
Byline: Amy Vansant I blame AirTran.My husband, Mike, and I booked tickets for a vacation through AirTran. It seemed like a harmless thing to do at the time. When we checked in online later, a window...
View Article20-Year-Old Me Meets 40-Year-Old Me
Byline: Amy Vansant I look at the woman sitting in my aisle of the plane. She is young. She is familiar. My god, she’s ravishing.“Wait, are you...?She nods. “Yep. I’m you, 20 years younger....
View ArticleThe Apple Pie Defense
Byline: Amy Vansant Grief is a master of disguise. Like a vampire, it drains your self-respect until you’re openly sobbing in the grocery store because they’re out of spray butter. It masquerades as a...
View ArticleCare and Feeding of a 40-Year-Old
Byline: Amy Vansant Whether you’ve stumbled upon one or had one forced upon you, you may come in contact with a 40-year-old. The 40-year-old might actually be you. Being a forty *mumble*-year-old...
View ArticleHot Wax
Byline: Amy Vansant Many things seem like a good idea until they aren’t: hiring a birthday party clown; parachute pants; Justin Bieber.But this sort of disappointment doesn’t have to happen to you and...
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